You Got Something On Your Face
This interesting, I guess. I just want to dip her pigtails in paint and take a few strokes on the […]
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Do I Rook Pretty?
Sometimes cosplay is sexy, and other times, it’s just plain creepy. This would certainly fall under the latter. I’m not […]
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She Really Loves The X-Men
Sure Wolverine is a coo superhero, but not cool enough to make me want to stick giant needles through my […]
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Bigger Than A Fivehead
This chick doesn’t have a forehead, or even a fivehead. That thing is a sixhead at minimum. Her dad must […]
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Cupid Is Pretty Creepy
I guess I always thought of Cupid as a good guy who was real passionate about people falling in love […]
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He Can Hear Stars
I’ve seen some starry-eyed people before, but this is the first starry-eared person I’ve seen. It reminds me of those […]
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Raving With Granny
My grandma is cooler than your grandma. She loves to party. We eat some rolls, grab some glowsticks, and hit […]
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She’s Melting
Oh no, she’s melting. Quick call her plastic surgeon. He should be number one on speed dial. I don’t know […]
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Eye See Knives
His mom always told him not to put his fingers in his eyes, so he found something else to use. […]
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Oompa Loompas Night Out
Uh-oh, it looks like a couple oompa loompas escaped from the chocolate factory and are out clubbing in Italy. Or […]
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