The tiny hand.

Lana “Little Hand” Moonblood is the best psychic around. She’s skilled, and gave me a great outlook on my future…I […]

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Meth is real.

This is one of many pieces of evidence that meth is real…I can’t rap my mind around why this is […]

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Gotta Hand It To Him

I wonder how many words he can type a minute with those nubby little deformed fingers of his. I bet […]

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Who Does Your Nails?

I wonder how much nail polish he goes through. It’s got to be pricey to keep his fingers looking colorful […]

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He’ll Give You The Finger

I bet he can give a good massage. Just lay back and let him put his magic hands to work.

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Late Night Snack

Long nights of drinking and dancing out at the club will leave anyone tired and hungry, but couldn’t this guy […]

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He’s Just Magnetic Kind Of Guy

Having a magnetic personality is one thing, but a magnetic wrist will put you in the freak category for sure. […]

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